The Constitutional Monarchy of Dominon of Newfoundland and Labrador is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Justin Trudeau with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 4.631 billion Dominon of Newfoundland and Labradorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago de Compostela. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dominon of Newfoundland and Labradorian economy, worth 430 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,898 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All the playground's a stage for Dominon of Newfoundland and Labradorian schoolchildren, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dominon of Newfoundland and Labrador's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Episcopal.

Dominon of Newfoundland and Labrador is ranked 48,540^th in the world and 24^th in Callista for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.61 law-abiding acts per hour.