The Constitutional Monarchy of Dominon of Newfoundland and Labrador is a huge, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 859 million Dominon of Newfoundland and Labradorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vancouver. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dominon of Newfoundland and Labradorian economy, worth 70.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,486 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dominon of Newfoundland and Labrador's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dominon of Newfoundland and Labrador is ranked 245,211^th in the world and 66^th in Callista for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -16 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.