Population | 7.336 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Dolphin beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.336 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dolphinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,906 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 259,943 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ringa Beetles is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, Dolphinian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphin beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Dolphin beetles is ranked 36,442nd in the world and 16th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,243.39803755808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Dolphinian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Ringa Beetles is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Yggdrasil spends billions upgrading public transport.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Ringa Beetles's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.