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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125thLargest Welfare Programs: 232ndSafest: 287th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dolphin beetles

Population7.336 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderRinga Beetles
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Yggdrasil Leaf
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Dolphin beetles is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.336 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolphinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,906 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 259,943 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ringa Beetles is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, Dolphinian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphin beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Dolphin beetles is ranked 36,442nd in the world and 16th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,243.39803755808 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 125thLargest Welfare Programs: 232ndSafest: 287thLeast Corrupt Governments: 331stMost Compassionate Citizens: 384thNicest Citizens: 396thMost Inclusive: 397thMost Pacifist: 409thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 422ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 482ndHighest Food Quality: 596thBest Weather: 664thMost Rebellious Youth: 667thMost Developed: 684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 697thLongest Average Lifespans: 727thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 801stHealthiest Citizens: 804thLargest Governments: 828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 858thLowest Crime Rates: 911thMost Beautiful Environments: 915thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,014thMost Cultured: 1,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,318thMost Secular: 1,389thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,518thSmartest Citizens: 1,935thMost Efficient Economies: 2,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,513thMost Income Equality: 2,606thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,749thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,735thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,709thHighest Economic Output: 13,278thTop
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Most Influential: 21,157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26,007th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Dolphinian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Ringa Beetles is strangely popular with male politicians' wives.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Yggdrasil spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Ringa Beetles's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.

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