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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 730thMost Pacifist: 771st
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Dolphin beetles

Population3.816 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Dolphin beetles is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.816 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolphinian economy, worth 757 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 198,617 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, all the playground's a stage for Dolphinian schoolchildren, Dolphinian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolphin beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Dolphin beetles is ranked 32,984th in the world and 22nd in World of Beetles for Most Influential, scoring 1,293 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 730thMost Pacifist: 771stNicest Citizens: 798thMost Inclusive: 825thLargest Welfare Programs: 840thLeast Corrupt Governments: 842ndSafest: 857thHighest Food Quality: 1,507thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,532ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,587thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,676thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,704thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,032ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,130thLargest Governments: 2,205thBest Weather: 2,249thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,560thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,733rdMost Developed: 2,807thMost Cultured: 3,075thLowest Crime Rates: 3,221stMost Secular: 3,283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,655thSmartest Citizens: 3,732ndMost Income Equality: 3,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,978thMost Efficient Economies: 4,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,188thHighest Average Incomes: 7,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,669thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,473rd
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Highest Food Quality: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, Dolphinian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, all the playground's a stage for Dolphinian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolphin beetles, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.

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