The Empire of Dolmeria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 898 million Dolmerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Рекьяйфитбург. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dolmerian economy, worth 93.9 trillion Долмs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,571 Долмs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolmeria's national animal is the Панда, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolmeria is ranked 15,058^th in the world and 710^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,248.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.