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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,150thMost Influential: 2,797thMost Secular: 4,417th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population898 million



The Empire of Dolmeria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 898 million Dolmerians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Рекьяйфитбург. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dolmerian economy, worth 93.9 trillion Долмs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,571 Долмs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dolmeria's national animal is the Панда, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dolmeria is ranked 15,058th in the world and 710th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,248.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,150thTop
Most Influential: 2,797thMost Secular: 4,417thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,767thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 13,999thHealthiest Citizens: 14,959thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,783rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,905thBest Weather: 18,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,669thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,092ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,945thMost Developed: 21,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,662ndMost Authoritarian: 22,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,550th
Most Secular: 223rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 482nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 487th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 586th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 667th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 710th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 738th in the regionMost Influential: 774th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 802nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 810th in the regionBest Weather: 924th in the regionMost Patriotic: 964th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,011th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,015th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,066th in the regionMost Developed: 1,104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,128th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,184th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,218th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,231st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,240th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,296th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dolmeria, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolmeria, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolmeria, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolmeria, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Dolmeria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Dolmeria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Dolmeria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolmeria, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolmeria, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Пандаs and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dolmeria, Dolmerians believe manners maketh the leader.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » United States of Dictators, Aerilia, Card Kingdom, Orado, Ellbonnia, Guer Aike, Tachycardia, Bankowiata, Oannia, Shibutani, Gragadoia, Omicron Persei V111, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Artoriticitys, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Varisland, Galbadiana, Corfad, Hulldom, Former English Colony, Aenglaland, Inspiratus, Tyirza, Ardonii, Filibustra, The Erie Doctrine, Pazair, Notyoutopia, Hardscrabble, Siwale, Valiacorkit, Napnap, Pallaith, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, New Lakemba, Xagill, Seanat, Regallio, Kastonvia, Sojenre, Sil Dorsett, Loutsland, Rainengrad, North Bratislava, Flurbleland, and 118 others.Sunto, Prevaland, KAP03land, Q w e r t y, Kranostav, Heilhum Imperius, Simone Republic, Bongo Mountain, Ohiyo, Myrenia, Pinguioris, Wisconsota, Selfgradatude, Ayuzhhhhh, Cobolica, The Jerichowan Country, Federation Terra Australis, Omnistria, Just Vibin, Testnation223, Capablanca, Wineclaw, Pinky Queen, Toilet Man, Banaus, Votak Matim, Piura, Zyvetskistaahn, Scroplia, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Kandorith, Surb Clant, Hops and Malt, Unshleepd, Gurou, Parpyduckland, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Zokk, Sea Star Islands, Antiyard, Guslantis, PotatoFarmers, Yamantau, Hopenadya, Choi Aeguka, Sechiole, Meadowfields, Twinbrook, El Guajuila, Alfenheim, Felora, 1 very fast endotarter, Yokciq Empire, XD 2, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Dogtopia of Oz, Cartures, SteelFists, Psykistria, The Austro Germanic Union, Holy Marcus Empire, Riocht mor Daraen, Vivanco, Kayowa, Libertarianists States, Merconitonitopia, Neo Santos, Ovekisu, Chipoli, Wilkshire, TyGerria, Holicsta Revia, Runeda, The Arverni Lands, United Russian Siberia, Liberepublia, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Kurkmeistan, Siatin, Canadamerica, Atrito, Davidianian, Intion North, Notans Kir, Radicaster, Greater Cesnica, Wolffoxia, FLORRP, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Demidexia, Maott, Alqaran, Two Yellow Star, King Rainbow Cat, Chesstitans, Antipodea and Allies, Tsandonown, Idotistanistan, Boennesis, New Soges, Iukatia, FurryFeet, Uttarakhand, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Furballland in TNP, New American Nations, Cult of Silence, New-Ferytland, Harjad, New Trisone, and Barxa.