The Merry Steel State of Dokansia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Heasco Dokkes with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.282 billion Dokansians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathlon. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dokansian economy, worth 187 trillion Czechas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,096 Czechas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the nation's favourite colour is blue (Dokansia has found 1 easter egg), notable individuals are granted land and titles, and military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dokansia's national animal is the Tarantula, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dokansia is ranked 21,656^th in the world and 177^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 59.94 Kickbacks Per Hour.