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Most Patriotic: 7,501stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,930th
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Population4.347 billion

LeaderHeasco Dokkes


The Steel State of Dokansia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Heasco Dokkes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.347 billion Dokansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathlon. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dokansian economy, worth 640 trillion Czechas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,327 Czechas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", rare steaks seem even bluer now, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dokansia's national animal is the Tarantula, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dokansia is ranked 15,117th in the world and 243rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,885.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Patriotic: 7,501stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,368thHealthiest Citizens: 10,876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,279thMost Developed: 11,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,894thLowest Crime Rates: 12,000thLargest Governments: 12,082ndMost Cultured: 12,934thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,464thHighest Food Quality: 13,692ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,083rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,117thHighest Average Incomes: 15,999thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,292ndNicest Citizens: 16,403rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,816thSmartest Citizens: 17,257thLargest Retail Industry: 17,691stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,176thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,237thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,431stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,532ndBest Weather: 18,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,869thMost Inclusive: 19,608thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,590thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,691stMost Corrupt Governments: 23,112thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,765thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,847th
Most Patriotic: 74th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 114th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 152nd in the region

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