The Steel State of Dokansia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Heasco Dokkes with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.347 billion Dokansians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Deathlon. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dokansian economy, worth 640 trillion Czechas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,327 Czechas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", rare steaks seem even bluer now, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dokansia's national animal is the Tarantula, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dokansia is ranked 15,117^th in the world and 243^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,885.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.