Population | 9.881 billion |
Capital | Capcom |
Leader | Dante |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | orb |
Animal | devil |
The Demon Hunter of DMC is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dante with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.881 billion DMCians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capcom. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming DMCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion orbs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,654 orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, and Dante's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. DMC's national animal is the devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.
DMC is ranked 129,034th in the world and 2nd in International Immortal Ideaventions for Most Stationary, with 256.99739107712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in DMC, Dante's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in DMC, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape.
- : Following new legislation in DMC, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
- : Following new legislation in DMC, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : DMC was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in DMC, the government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art".
- : Following new legislation in DMC, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : Following new legislation in DMC, private records are being put online with a convenient "download" button.
- : Following new legislation in DMC, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month.
- : Following new legislation in DMC, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".