The Republic of Dizzy Gillespie is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.035 billion Dizzy Gillespieans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The all-consuming Dizzy Gillespiean economy, worth 62.5 trillion Dizzies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,348 Dizzies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,731 per year while the poor average 8,773, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

People forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dizzy Gillespie's national animal is the Gillespie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dizzy Gillespie is ranked 273,742^nd in the world and 5,356^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.81 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.