The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chancellor Cyrus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.881 billion Sparticans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth 264 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 140,746 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Distro-Spartica, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Ingzington for fear of causing a fuss, and money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antism.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 204,759^th in the world and 6,973^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.