The Commonwealth of Distro-Spartica is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 569 million Sparticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ingzington. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Spartican economy, worth 54.8 trillion Etas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 96,338 Etas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distro-Spartica's national animal is the Quail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distro-Spartica is ranked 69,088^th in the world and 2,960^th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.