Population | 16.723 billion |
Capital | the Pit |
Leader | the God Chairman of Dirt |
Faith | the Cult of Commerce |
Currency | Marble |
Animal | Sandworm |
The Corporatocracy of Dirt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the God Chairman of Dirt with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.723 billion Dirti are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Pit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Dirti economy, worth a remarkable 7,686 trillion Marbles a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 459,656 Marbles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,721,140 per year while the poor average 85,883, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.
Politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, and tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirt's national animal is the Sandworm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Cult of Commerce.
Dirt is ranked 20,726th in the world and 1st in Greater Dirt Co Prosperity Sphere for Most Stationary, with 1,591.87107842408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dirt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Dirt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Dirt's influence in Greater Dirt Co Prosperity Sphere fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Dirt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Dirt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Dirt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Dirt, tumbleweeds are seen blowing through the nation's airspace.
- : Following new legislation in Dirt, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
- : Following new legislation in Dirt, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
- : Following new legislation in Dirt, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.