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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,489thMost Influential: 2,276thLargest Retail Industry: 4,503rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.487 billion

Animal3 Headed Dragon

The Republic of Dirkistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.487 billion Dirkistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirkistanian economy, worth 887 trillion Dirks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,781 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirkistan's national animal is the 3 Headed Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dirkistan is ranked 254,303rd in the world and 12,174th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -111.64 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,489thMost Influential: 2,276thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,881stMost Developed: 5,098thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,466thMost Efficient Economies: 5,491stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,860thSmartest Citizens: 6,069thHealthiest Citizens: 6,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,604thLowest Crime Rates: 6,641stMost Cultured: 6,974thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,546thHighest Food Quality: 7,905thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,887thLargest Governments: 9,130thMost Inclusive: 9,865thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,165thTop
Most Patriotic: 15,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,323rdLargest Publishing Industry: 16,389thLargest Mining Sector: 18,744thMost Secular: 22,970thHighest Economic Output: 24,530thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,700th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 149th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 151st in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 164th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Cultured: 207th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 210th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 242nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 253rd in the regionLargest Governments: 258th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 285th in the regionMost Patriotic: 331st in the regionMost Inclusive: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 360th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 404th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 472nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 504th in the regionRudest Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Stationary: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 597th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 600th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 720th in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionMost Secular: 751st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 801st in the regionMost Average: 836th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 920th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,050th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,060th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dirkistan was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Leader's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Dirkistan, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Dirkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 134 » Mapico, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Anserisa, Amerion, Xandev, Tsunamy, Land Without Shrimp, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Holy Free, Wehraboos, West Pastafaria, Marinho Islands, Kringalia, Shefino, The Worst army of, Drystar, Corgitopiaa, Southern Numenor, Nowa Europa, Auphelia, Darakin, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Bear Connors Paradiso, Centristvill, A leftover country, Laamiva, Sanden, Jehenna, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Concrete Slab, Myness, Hanguk-Nippon, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Phanama, Rebel-topia, Sedunn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Yellunstryer, Doraya, Beepee, Ralphburg, Andinla, Holota, Treir, and 84 others.Blondiesland, Truskawkoland, Pencil Sharpeners 2, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Enplatia, Noimosini, Herbert Island, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Doundaly, Danily, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Anatasha, Drew Durrnil, Saciu, CostaLisa, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Freedoom, Yaravia, New Qafedemar, The naked people, Steviland, Gonrati, Arvan Irawer, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Arscanesia, New Plant, The Island of Sorna, The Haughtherlands, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, Stephastan, Respackjakenrhace, Malmsia, Drvonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Sou Avida, Eleuthelrium, Makinius, Elora Nation, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Venezia Pacifica, Berusturg, Donat Invadia, Mavenu, Bonobiana, Teree, Ipugao, Esterwood, Flumenvallis, Figlandia, North Pernambuco, Martiland, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Bavaristan, Brazilian impero2, Oppalli, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Zataras, Great Lothian, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Doge Land, TescoPepsi, Tyrantistica, Comfed, Eae, Fankuwo, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, and LadyRebels.