Most Influential: 1,871stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,359th
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Population913 million

LeaderCouncillor Siobhán Ní Fiannachta

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The Holy Federal Republic of Diophantine is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Councillor Siobhán Ní Fiannachta with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 913 million Diophantinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaillimh. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diophantinian economy, worth 85.8 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 93,956 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diophantine's national animal is the leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Diophantine is ranked 199,931st in the world and 904th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 19.9 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 1,871stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,359thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,275thNicest Citizens: 6,608thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,749thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,866thMost Inclusive: 7,290thMost Pacifist: 8,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,086thBest Weather: 11,133rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,926thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,230thSafest: 13,338thMost Developed: 13,458thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,750thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,472ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,523rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,432ndSmartest Citizens: 16,237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,560thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,580thLowest Crime Rates: 19,307thMost Secular: 19,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,000thMost Cultured: 20,304thLargest Governments: 21,659thHighest Drug Use: 22,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,478thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,247th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 58th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 84th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 102nd in the region

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