The Benevolence of Dinoium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Franklin Woolf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.683 billion Gentenes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cittàogni. The average income tax rate is 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gentene economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 117,713 Dinmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists, Cittàogni's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dinoium's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 247,863^rd in the world and 11,256^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.6 bananas ingested per day.