The Jack of All Trades of Dinoium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Frank Woolf with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.585 billion Dinoiumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinoium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The powerhouse Dinoiumian economy, worth 298 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 83,324 Dinmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 420,183 per year while the poor average 9,212, a ratio of 45.6 to 1.

Frank Woolf is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Wolf hunting institutions, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and convicted conmen and fraudsters often leave prison to enter a career in politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinoium's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 82,710^th in the world and 4,279^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,520.08 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.