Population | 1.609 billion |
Capital | oh sh*t |
Leader | Dingus the 73rd |
Faith | Stupidity |
Currency | Misplaced Landmine |
Animal | Eldritch Beast |
The Dimwits of Dingusville2 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dingus the 73rd with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.609 billion Dingusvillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of oh sh*t. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Dingusville2ian economy, worth 111 trillion Misplaced Landmines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 69,389 Misplaced Landmines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dingusville2's national animal is the Eldritch Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stupidity.
Dingusville2 is ranked 287,565th in the world and 18,464th in Chicken overlords for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,963.49 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dingusville2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Dingusville2 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Money Markets Funds Protocol"".
- : Dingusville2 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Empires Forever United".
- : Dingusville2 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Empires Forever United".
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Dingusville2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Dingusville2, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.