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There IS such a thing as society.
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,736thSafest: 5,053rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,089th
The Naked Brain of
Left-wing Utopia
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Squire
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Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

Population13.823 billion

CapitalMandela

Currencycommon good
Animalhuman being

The Naked Brain of Ding Dong the Witch is Dead is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.823 billion Dingdongers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mandela. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Dingdonger economy, worth 386 trillion common goods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 27,948 common goods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown. Ding Dong the Witch is Dead's national animal is the human being, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead is ranked 31,913th in the world and 2nd in Universal Dream Network for Highest Drug Use, scoring 107.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,736thTop
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Safest: 5,053rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,089thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,093rdMost Pacifist: 6,086thNudest: 8,314thMost Income Equality: 8,616thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,212thMost Cultured: 12,418thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,396thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,834thNicest Citizens: 20,017thMost Secular: 20,808thHighest Food Quality: 21,730thLargest Populations: 22,478thMost Inclusive: 24,844th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the region

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