The Republic of Dieguashon is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 578 million Dieguashonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paki Paki. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Dieguashonian economy, worth 50.7 trillion Dieguashonis a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,690 Dieguashonis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dieguashon's national animal is the Emperor Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dieguashon is ranked 153,617^th in the world and 721^st in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.