The Tyranny of Dictatorship of Moderators is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Immortal Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.28 billion Moderators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of S1-Δ. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Moderator economy, worth 193 trillion Renecredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,042 Renecredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Immortal Leader to be highly-advanced toilet factories, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dictatorship of Moderators's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Direction of Logical-Atheism.

Dictatorship of Moderators is ranked 106,537^th in the world and 3^rd in Franz Josef Land for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,892.98 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.