The Federation of Diche Choklate is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Wilson with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.363 billion Diche Deerfenese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. The average income tax rate is 1.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 534 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 226,348 Cashmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canoism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, dessert dishes make up the Choklatian breakfast menu.
- : Diche Choklate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Civil Defence Siren".
- : Diche Choklate voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Cloning Conventions".
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
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