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Diche Choklate

Population5.681 billion

LeaderPresident Jorgenson


The Republic of Diche Choklate is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Jorgenson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.681 billion Choklatians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. The average income tax rate is 7.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Cashmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 287,102 Cashmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Choklatian weed picker are way up, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Canoism.

Diche Choklate is ranked 1,435th in the world and 2nd in Sonindia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 201,399.96 Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 449thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 484thFattest Citizens: 795thHighest Disposable Incomes: 873rdLargest Retail Industry: 914thMost Avoided: 1,050thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,435thMost Armed: 1,437thHighest Crime Rates: 1,593rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,596thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,084thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,265thHighest Drug Use: 2,440thLargest Mining Sector: 2,486thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,640thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,654thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,987thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,113thMost Efficient Economies: 3,226thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,409thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,429thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,700thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,780thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,051stMost Inclusive: 4,615thLargest Black Market: 4,708thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,954thSmartest Citizens: 5,787thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,941stMost Cultured: 7,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,831stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,483rdHighest Economic Output: 9,798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,075thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,378thLargest Governments: 11,666thMost Secular: 11,871stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,207thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,483rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19,020th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the region

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