Population | 5.237 billion |
Currency | Card |
Animal | Kuriboh |
The Republic of Diamond Crab King is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.237 billion Diamond Crab Kingians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Diamond Crab Kingian economy, worth 785 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,933 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation has nearly as many history museums as Diamond Crab Kingians, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diamond Crab King's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Diamond Crab King is ranked 228,506th in the world and 3,949th in Suspicious for Most Average, scoring 29.62 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
- : Diamond Crab King was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Diamond Crab Kingians.
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos.
- : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, supervisors in Diamond Crab King commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Diamond Crab King was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.