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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,086thMost Devout: 8,232ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,828th
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Psychotic Dictatorship
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Diamond Crab King

Population5.237 billion

CurrencyCard
AnimalKuriboh

The Republic of Diamond Crab King is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.237 billion Diamond Crab Kingians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diamond Crab Kingian economy, worth 785 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,933 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Diamond Crab Kingians, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Diamond Crab King's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Diamond Crab King is ranked 228,506th in the world and 3,949th in Suspicious for Most Average, scoring 29.62 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,086thTop
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Most Devout: 8,232ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,828thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 17,267thLargest Black Market: 17,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,222ndMost Patriotic: 18,845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,597thHighest Average Incomes: 24,490thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,635thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,231stMost Authoritarian: 27,220thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28,676thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30,064th
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Most Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 139th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 232nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 275th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 390th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 395th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 408th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 412th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 440th in the regionLargest Governments: 456th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 456th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Diamond Crab King was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Diamond Crab Kingians.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos.
  • : Following new legislation in Diamond Crab King, supervisors in Diamond Crab King commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Diamond Crab King was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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