The Serene Socialist Republic of Dezmondia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Felixstowe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.036 billion Dezmondians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Searson City. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dezmondian economy, worth 538 trillion Theos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 133,528 Theos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, they say that Dezmondians made a dessert and called it peace, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown. Dezmondia's national animal is the Allosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Narcissism.

Dezmondia is ranked 300,624^th in the world and 44^th in The International Alliance of Swag for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.