The People's Republic of Desvios is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.281 billion Desviosians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desvios City. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Desviosian economy, worth a remarkable 4,804 trillion decapitated heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 277,998 decapitated heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public toilets are famed for their rear entries, Leader will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown. Desvios's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Desvios is ranked 960^th in the world and 2^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Cultured, scoring 352 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.