The Better Known as Scorch of Destroedor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Drukar with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 12.03 billion Destroedorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edrakute. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Destroedordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Cons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,452 Cons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, war vets look after war animals, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destroedor's national animal is the King Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Destroedor is ranked 116,771^st in the world and 5,102^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,048.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.