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Most Cheerful Citizens: 113thBest Weather: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 729th
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DeSsambra

Population37.047 billion

LeaderQueen AsaShalee

Currencynati
Animaldragon

The Queendom of DeSsambra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen AsaShalee with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.047 billion DeSsambrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant a DeSsambran economy, worth 228 trillion natis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 6,166 natis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Queen AsaShalee on DeSsambra's coulrophobia epidemic, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, a government program is underway to revitalize DeSsambra's beaches, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DeSsambra's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DeSsambra is ranked 7,752nd in the world and 1st in Rumathier for Most Stationary, with 2,664.9095444568 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 113thBest Weather: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 729thMost Beautiful Environments: 746thNicest Citizens: 756thMost Pacifist: 784thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,001stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,083rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,095thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,257thSafest: 1,352ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,511thHighest Food Quality: 1,974thLargest Populations: 2,062ndMost Cultured: 2,090thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,697thTop
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Most Inclusive: 5,866thLowest Crime Rates: 7,503rdMost Stationary: 7,752ndSmartest Citizens: 7,944thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,080thMost Influential: 13,987thTop
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Largest Governments: 16,331stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,708thMost Income Equality: 22,616thMost Secular: 27,450th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, a government program is underway to revitalize DeSsambra's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, a stitch in time could see you serving nine.
  • : DeSsambra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Queen AsaShalee on DeSsambra's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, playground injuries are considered academic progress.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population.
  • : Following new legislation in DeSsambra, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
  • : DeSsambra voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".

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