NATION

PASSWORD

By Sword, Shield, and Flask
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 938th
The Angry Southern Federation of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Dernel

Population9.301 billion

CapitalIllaria
LeaderSantino Tentatellhi
FaithAtheism

CurrencyDernellian Blunt
AnimalArmadillo Girdled Lizard

The Angry Southern Federation of Dernel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Santino Tentatellhi with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.301 billion Dernellians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Illaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dernelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,444 trillion Dernellian Blunts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 370,301 Dernellian Blunts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,561,332 per year while the poor average 56,906, a ratio of 27.4 to 1.

The government has become increasingly militant, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Dernelian restaurants, the only place where one can see the Dernelian cherry tree is in a museum, and it turns out that your missing Roomba has run off to join the circus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dernel's national animal is the Armadillo Girdled Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Dernel is ranked 229,001st in the world and 6,870th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 25.1683519478 days.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 506thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 592ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 938thMost Secular: 951stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,209thLargest Black Market: 1,324thMost Armed: 1,335thHighest Average Incomes: 1,423rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,955thRudest Citizens: 2,205thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,225thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,426thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,672ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,814thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,121stMost Efficient Economies: 3,140thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,159thLargest Mining Sector: 3,325thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,674thFattest Citizens: 4,907thLargest Governments: 4,985thMost Patriotic: 5,001stLargest Retail Industry: 5,073rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,373rdMost Developed: 5,824thHighest Economic Output: 5,951stSmartest Citizens: 6,712thLowest Crime Rates: 8,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,449thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,975thTop
10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,649thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,679thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,887thMost Conservative: 26,034th
Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 77th in the regionRudest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 163rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionMost Avoided: 180th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 195th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 196th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 260th in the regionFattest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 314th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 317th in the regionMost Patriotic: 325th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 473rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 486th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 612th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 677th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 731st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 821st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 958th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,018th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,025th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,028th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Dernel published "Casaba Orbital Strike Module for Orbital Security" (Account: Military).
  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Dernel's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Dernel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Dernel altered its national flag.
  • : Dernel was refounded in Balder.
  • : Dernel ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Dernel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

More...

Report