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MONEY IS THE BEST
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,551stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,673rd
The Dictatorship of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Depressed Nation

Population2.911 billion

CapitalDepressed Kids

CurrencyBit
AnimalMoney

The Dictatorship of Depressed Nation is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.911 billion Depressed Nationians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Depressed Kids. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Depressed Nationian economy, worth 474 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,923 Bits, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depressed Nation's national animal is the Money, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Depressed Nation is ranked 183,670th in the world and 8,714th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 19.26 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,125thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,551stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,673rdMost Influential: 2,431stTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,316thMost Devout: 3,609thMost Armed: 4,098thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,783rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,914thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,239thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,877thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,118thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,064thHighest Average Incomes: 12,396thLowest Crime Rates: 12,562ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,563rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,338thMost Efficient Economies: 14,408thLargest Black Market: 14,591stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,282ndLargest Governments: 15,339thLargest Mining Sector: 15,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,520thHealthiest Citizens: 19,047thMost Inclusive: 19,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,119thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,729thSmartest Citizens: 22,628thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,551stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,283rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,768thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,799thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,363rdMost Developed: 26,785th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 76th in the regionMost Patriotic: 77th in the regionMost Armed: 98th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 195th in the regionLargest Black Market: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 222nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 236th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 325th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 343rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 378th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 379th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 400th in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 438th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 448th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 453rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 549th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 590th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 598th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 628th in the regionNudest: 648th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 683rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 692nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 701st in the regionMost Inclusive: 705th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 752nd in the regionMost Developed: 753rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 766th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 768th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 773rd in the regionMost Stationary: 829th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 955th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,041st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1,211th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Depressed Nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Depressed Nation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Depressed Nation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Depressed Nation endorsed The Allied States of Driodal.
  • : Depressed Nation endorsed The Republic of TescoPepsi.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Depressed Nation, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Corgitopiaa, Holota, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Amerion, Marinho Islands, Beepee, Aidenfieeld, Concrete Slab, Tepertopia, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Treir, Bleakfoot, Canmore, Shuckle Empire, Wehraboos, Bawkie, PenguinPies, Tsunamy, Bohenia, Blondiesland, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Holy Free, NIGHTRAY, Westenhald, Sedunn, Kiasu-ism, USNE2018, Jehenna, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Ebonhand, Herbert Island, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Sandaoguo, Kaleidescooptopia, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Sanet, Danily, Anatasha, Drystar, West Pastafaria, Freedoom, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, United States of Belvaria, and 77 others.Shefino, Yaravia, Kringalia, Drew Durrnil, Indolos, The naked people, Darakin, Constabul, Arvan Irawer, Hanguk-Nippon, Gonrati, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, The Haughtherlands, Arscanesia, Unojo, The Akian Islands, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, GERMAN EMPIER, Malmsia, Stephastan, Valansten, Skaladoria, A Place Somewhere, Drvonia, Chernaya Zvezda, Sou Avida, Eleuthelrium, Omalayia, Makinius, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Linguiniland, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Andrendia, Shintoese, Mom Theate, Andinla, Karimata, Aurcania, Zataras, Ipugao, Blancemon, Brazilian impero2, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Doriander, Goom Bay, Flumenvallis, Ostavaria, Esterwood, South Pernambuco, Leimarite Empire, New American Dictatorship, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Saint Roberts, Great Lothian, Tyrantistica, Alrone, Distalkis, Comfed, Eae, Gennaretia, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, The Imperial Of Notsep, LadyRebels, Veromia, Tyflugian, TescoPepsi, and Driodal.

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