The Kingdom of Denadamelada is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.272 billion Denadameladas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slaksenburgen. The average income tax rate is 57.2%.

The powerhouse Denadameladan economy, worth 116 trillion Denedis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,234 Denedis, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', many aides in King's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denadamelada's national animal is the dove of peace, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sleep.

Denadamelada is ranked 40,302^nd in the world and 524^th in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.66 bananas ingested per day.