The Democratic Republic of Democratic Hilemners is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 479 million chunks are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chunk. The average income tax rate is 56.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Democratic Hilemnersian economy, worth 23.6 trillion chunks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,284 chunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Chunk, the church encourages double-dipping, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Hilemners's national animal is the chunk monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Democratic Hilemners is ranked 95,630^th in the world and 1,920^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 972.59 milliStalins.