The District of Del Vaticano is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 18.651 billion Del Vaticanoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Del Vaticanoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 59,279 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 403,030 per year while the poor average 3,185, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, military funding has been stripped back, and Del Vaticano has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Del Vaticano's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Del Vaticano is ranked 260,889^th in the world and 7^th in Tunis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 45.47 law-abiding acts per hour.