The Sexual Hell and Paradise of Defreo Tay Cyangton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by 𓃬𓇋𓅐𓂧𓇋𓂋 with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.971 billion Defreo Tay Cyangtonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funco Funland. The average income tax rate is 84.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Defreo Tay Cyangtonian economy, worth 621 trillion sleighs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,125 sleighs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Horse', men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Defreo Tay Cyangton's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orgyism.

Defreo Tay Cyangton is ranked 32,362^nd in the world and 908^th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 26.36 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.