The Free Land of Definitely Not Psychotic People is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Definitely Not Psychotic People with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.002 billion Definitely Not Psychotic People hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Definitely Not Psychotic People. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The all-consuming Definitely Not Psychotic Peoplean economy, worth 92.8 trillion Frees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 92,651 Frees, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

There's no representation without taxation, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Definitely Not Psychotic People's national animal is the Free, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Definitely Not Psychotic People is ranked 219,520^th in the world and 101^st in Union of Free Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.