Population | 6.389 billion |
Currency | Sils |
Animal | Mirin Bunny |
The Heroic Tales of Deedlit is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.389 billion Deedlitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Deedlitian economy, worth 565 trillion Sils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,551 Sils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deedlit's national animal is the Mirin Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Deedlit is ranked 70,043rd in the world and 6th in The Cursed Continent of Lodoss for Highest Average Incomes, with 88,551.24 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Deedlit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, golden statues of Mirin Bunnies line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
- : Following new legislation in Deedlit, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.