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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 631stMost Pacifist: 632nd
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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December beetles

Population3.872 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of December beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.872 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dicimbian economy, worth 787 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 203,324 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Books are so highly regarded in December beetles that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, Santa Claus's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and posters on 'Dicimbian Values' advise against being proud of December beetles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. December beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

December beetles is ranked 245,751st in the world and 8th in World of Beetles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 631stMost Pacifist: 632ndNicest Citizens: 696thMost Inclusive: 846thSafest: 854thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,013thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,209thHighest Food Quality: 1,516thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,605thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,760thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,766thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,768thMost Secular: 1,780thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,810thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,048thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,185thLargest Governments: 2,194thHealthiest Citizens: 2,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,422ndBest Weather: 2,458thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,652ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,705thTop
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Most Developed: 2,786thMost Cultured: 2,944thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,368thSmartest Citizens: 3,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,286thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,511thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,698thHighest Average Incomes: 7,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,935thMost Income Equality: 8,065thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,980thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,466thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,069th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, posters on 'Dicimbian Values' advise against being proud of December beetles.
  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, Santa Claus's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : December beetles was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, books are so highly regarded in December beetles that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, there is a growing belief that mothers love their children more than fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in December beetles, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : December beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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