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Most Influential: 2,490thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,786thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,332nd
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Population6.181 billion

FaithState Atheist


The United Socialist States of Debordan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dearest with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.181 billion Debordanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horkheimer. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Debordanian economy, worth 315 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Information Technology. Average income is 51,116 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Books are so highly regarded in Debordan that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, saying "don't do anything that Dearest wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Debordanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Debordan's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheist.

Debordan is ranked 187,485th in the world and 1,057th in The Communist Bloc for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Influential: 2,490thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,786thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,332ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,826thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,122ndBest Weather: 11,259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,649thMost Pacifist: 11,956thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,426thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,474thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,208thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,469thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,515thMost Secular: 18,597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,965thSafest: 19,089thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,650thMost Inclusive: 20,760thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,884thMost Income Equality: 22,534thLowest Crime Rates: 22,564thSmartest Citizens: 22,676thMost Stationary: 24,185thHighest Drug Use: 25,196thHighest Food Quality: 25,376th
Most Stationary: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the region

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