The Zombie Kittenz Eat Ur Brains of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.035 billion Deadcatistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,498 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 339,456 tears of orphans, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

You can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, wandering Deadcatistanians are known for their one-track minds, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 1,979^th in the world and 58^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 339,456.1 Standard Monetary Units.