Pro Deo, Rege, et Patria
Most Devout: 632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 782nd
The Ꞃíᵹꝺɑċꞇ of
Right-wing Utopia
Founder / Imperátor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.785 billion

LeaderAꞃꝺ‐Ꞃí Pꞃoınꞅıɑꞅ ın Tɑ́nɑıꞅe


The Ꞃíᵹꝺɑċꞇ of Deacarsia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aꞃꝺ‐Ꞃí Pꞃoınꞅıɑꞅ ın Tɑ́nɑıꞅe with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.785 billion Deacarsi are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ꝺonṗıꞇꞇ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Deacarsic economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 175,941 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 585,596 per year while the poor average 39,389, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Civic leaders eagerly encourage sinners to spend more time on their knees, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Deacarsia's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Deacarsia is ranked 246,281st in the world and 1st in Albosiac for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Devout: 632ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 637thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 782ndLargest Retail Industry: 796thFattest Citizens: 865thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 968thLargest Mining Sector: 1,592ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,793rdMost Avoided: 1,819thMost Primitive: 1,907thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,092ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,225thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,226thRudest Citizens: 2,264thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,783rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,218thMost Armed: 3,950thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,338thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,457thMost Cultured: 8,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,849thHighest Average Incomes: 10,288thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,648thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,201stMost Conservative: 15,257thLargest Black Market: 15,789thHighest Economic Output: 17,390thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,477thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,752ndMost Influential: 20,390th

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