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Carpe Noctem
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 644thLargest Retail Industry: 897thHighest Crime Rates: 904th
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dawsinian

Population17.202 billion

CapitalTown's End
LeaderGrand Master Jacob I
FaithAtheism

CurrencyPound Sterling
AnimalDuck

The Free Land of Dawsinian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Master Jacob I with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.202 billion Dawsinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Town's End. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Dawsinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,012 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 175,144 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dawsinian's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Dawsinian is ranked 52,285th in the world and 122nd in Wintreath for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 90.44 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 644thLargest Retail Industry: 897thHighest Crime Rates: 904thLargest Gambling Industry: 984thMost Armed: 1,265thRudest Citizens: 1,476thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,906thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,108thFattest Citizens: 2,144thMost Avoided: 2,395thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,824thMost Influential: 4,306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,511thMost Cultured: 4,629thHighest Economic Output: 5,623rdLargest Publishing Industry: 5,929thLargest Black Market: 6,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,292ndMost Inclusive: 9,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,944thHighest Food Quality: 10,046thHighest Average Incomes: 10,366thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,777thSmartest Citizens: 12,939thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,039thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,538thLargest Populations: 15,574thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,189thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,452ndHighest Drug Use: 22,294th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, Dawsinian has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Dawsinian was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Following new legislation in Dawsinian, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.

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