The Armed but Friendly Nation of Davioof is a huge, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 671 million Davishes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dapolis. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Davish economy, worth 82.1 trillion Vults a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 122,301 Vults, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Davioof's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Davioof is ranked 225,680^th in the world and 21^st in Vultune for Largest Black Market, with 277 billion Standard Monetary Units.