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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,750thMost Armed: 5,789thMost Influential: 6,997th
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Population617 million

CurrencyShekel da Nova Judeia

The United States of DavidTheJew is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its digital currency, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 617 million Israelitas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The strong DavidTheJewian economy, worth 51.2 trillion Shekel da Nova Judeias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,993 Shekel da Nova Judeias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DavidTheJew's national animal is the Palestino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

DavidTheJew is ranked 60,007th in the world and 1,779th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 4.74 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,750thMost Armed: 5,789thMost Influential: 6,997thMost Patriotic: 8,698thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,595thMost Conservative: 11,229thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,631stMost Authoritarian: 16,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,915thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,376thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,176thMost Cultured: 25,171st
Most Armed: 118th in the regionMost Patriotic: 201st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 313th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionLargest Black Market: 439th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 509th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 646th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 654th in the regionMost Influential: 658th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 736th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 743rd in the regionMost Cultured: 784th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 831st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 842nd in the region

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