The Federal Republic of Dasche is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebastian Marković with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.341 billion Dascheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daschean economy, worth 142 trillion Daschmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,619 Daschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sebastian Marković can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasche's national animal is the Eurasian Hobby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dasche is ranked 55,749^th in the world and 173^rd in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,739.33 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.