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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,781stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,382nd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Dasche

Population1.341 billion

CapitalZagreb
LeaderSebastian Marković

CurrencyDaschmark
AnimalEurasian Hobby

The Federal Republic of Dasche is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebastian Marković with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.341 billion Dascheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daschean economy, worth 142 trillion Daschmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 106,619 Daschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sebastian Marković can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dasche's national animal is the Eurasian Hobby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dasche is ranked 55,749th in the world and 173rd in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,739.33 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,588thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,781stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,382ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,823rdNicest Citizens: 9,954thTop
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Most Influential: 13,687thMost Inclusive: 14,100thMost Developed: 14,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,160thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,317thHealthiest Citizens: 15,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,667thBest Weather: 17,772ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,912thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,552ndMost Cultured: 19,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,773rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,532ndSmartest Citizens: 21,367thMost Efficient Economies: 22,671st
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dasche, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Dasche, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Dasche, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Dasche, Sebastian Marković can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Dasche, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dasche, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Dasche, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Dasche voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Dasche voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Dasche voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".

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