Population | 24.552 billion |
Capital | Boston |
Leader | Doctadeth |
Faith | self-theistic |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Mongoose |
The Think-Tank of Das-husland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctadeth with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.552 billion Das-huslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Das-huslandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,560 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 389,385 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
On-duty Air Das-husland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Das-husland's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is self-theistic.
Das-husland is ranked 170,187th in the world and 3,509th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 100.5011162348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Das-husland, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Das-husland, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
- : Following new legislation in Das-husland, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
- : Following new legislation in Das-husland, on-duty Air Das-husland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Das-husland, the law says that all Das-huslandians are created equal no matter how they were created.