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Largest Insurance Industry: 291stHighest Disposable Incomes: 305thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 487th
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Das-husland

Population24.552 billion

CapitalBoston
LeaderDoctadeth
Faithself-theistic

CurrencyDollar
AnimalMongoose

The Think-Tank of Das-husland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doctadeth with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.552 billion Das-huslandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Das-huslandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,560 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 389,385 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air Das-husland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Das-husland's national animal is the Mongoose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is self-theistic.

Das-husland is ranked 170,187th in the world and 3,509th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 100.5011162348 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 291stHighest Disposable Incomes: 305thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 487thHighest Poor Incomes: 525thMost Corrupt Governments: 570thLargest Mining Sector: 609thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 611thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 736thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 766thHighest Economic Output: 920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,141stHighest Average Incomes: 1,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,665thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,724thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,429thMost Secular: 2,928thLargest Black Market: 2,962ndTop
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Most Avoided: 3,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,618thMost Patriotic: 4,336thSmartest Citizens: 4,671stLargest Retail Industry: 4,784thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,554thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,176thLargest Governments: 8,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,525thMost Efficient Economies: 8,610thLargest Populations: 8,671stLargest Gambling Industry: 9,092ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,537thMost Authoritarian: 13,629thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,243rdMost Influential: 14,670thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,115thMost Conservative: 18,426thMost Developed: 24,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,163rd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 139th in the regionMost Secular: 140th in the regionLargest Black Market: 157th in the regionMost Influential: 179th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionMost Avoided: 189th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 199th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Patriotic: 243rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 273rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 350th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 354th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 402nd in the regionLargest Governments: 419th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 522nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 610th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 648th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 685th in the regionRudest Citizens: 710th in the regionMost Conservative: 714th in the regionMost Extreme: 827th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 845th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, on-duty Air Das-husland flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Das-husland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Das-husland, the law says that all Das-huslandians are created equal — no matter how they were created.

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