NATION

PASSWORD

Land of the Darmen
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,016thMost Influential: 13,752ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,249th
The Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Darmenistan

Population185 million

Currencyyetle
Animalcoyote

The Republic of Darmenistan is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 185 million Darmenistanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Darmenistanian economy, worth 13.9 trillion yetles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,123 yetles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darmenistan's national animal is the coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darmenistan is ranked 154,485th in the world and 4,640th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,016thTop
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Most Influential: 13,752ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,249thLargest Retail Industry: 19,757thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,441stLargest Mining Sector: 24,914th
Top
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 584th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 628th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 699th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 711th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 732nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 879th in the regionNicest Citizens: 932nd in the regionMost Influential: 949th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Darmenistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Darmenistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector, Least Corrupt Governments, and Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Darmenistan, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.

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