The Republic of Darmenistan is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 185 million Darmenistanis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Darmenistanian economy, worth 13.9 trillion yetles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 75,123 yetles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darmenistan's national animal is the coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Darmenistan is ranked 154,485^th in the world and 4,640^th in the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.