The Pink Holy Christmas of Darklight Girl Sarah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sarah Darklight with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 1.401 billion Sarahs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darklight Girl economy, worth 151 trillion Gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 108,261 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darklight Girl Sarah's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Darklight Girl Sarah is ranked 296,847^th in the world and 3^rd in Darklight Planet for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 7,361.79 Standard Monetary Units.