The People's Communist Utopia of Darkfull is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Damien Xavier with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.576 billion Darkfullians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lightless City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkfullian economy, worth a remarkable 4,316 trillion Darklesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 317,976 Darklesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and an increasing number of knights in shining armor suffer from PTSD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darkfull's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Damiesm.

Darkfull is ranked 332,637^th in the world and 5,063^rd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 28 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.