It's nothing, personnel. Overlord Phrecia Halburn
Most Scientifically Advanced: 471stLowest Crime Rates: 494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 803rd
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Dark Edgyness

Population9.204 billion

CapitalGlitch City
LeaderOverlord Phrecia Halburn

Animaldefective bioweapon

The Foreboding Tyranny of Dark Edgyness is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Phrecia Halburn with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.204 billion Edgelords are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glitch City. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark Edgynessian economy, worth a remarkable 2,498 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,413 souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark Edgyness's national animal is the defective bioweapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Justice.

Dark Edgyness is ranked 1,862nd in the world and 22nd in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 20,192.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 471stLowest Crime Rates: 494thMost Valuable International Artwork: 803rdSmartest Citizens: 866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 872ndLargest Governments: 911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,051stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,202ndSafest: 1,459thMost Developed: 1,604thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,675thMost Influential: 1,813thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,912thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,155thMost Inclusive: 2,361stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,382ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,792ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,803rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,185thHealthiest Citizens: 4,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,390thMost Secular: 5,062ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,740thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,751stHighest Economic Output: 6,107thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,663rdMost Cultured: 6,722ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,159thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,274thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,467thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,007th
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the region

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