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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Most Compassionate Citizens: 631stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 679thNicest Citizens: 713th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dark beetles

Population3.802 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Dark beetles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.802 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkian economy, worth 756 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 198,945 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and the fattest folk in Dark beetles look to be the happiest ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dark beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Dark beetles is ranked 259,809th in the world and 92nd in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -19.6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 631stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 679thNicest Citizens: 713thMost Pacifist: 714thLeast Corrupt Governments: 766thSafest: 783rdLargest Welfare Programs: 821stMost Inclusive: 870thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,112thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,453rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,577thHighest Food Quality: 1,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,665thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,693rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,017thBest Weather: 2,032ndLargest Governments: 2,238thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,280thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,339thHealthiest Citizens: 2,412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,509thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,918thLowest Crime Rates: 3,094thMost Developed: 3,134thMost Secular: 3,204thMost Cultured: 3,348thSmartest Citizens: 3,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,065thMost Efficient Economies: 4,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,273rdMost Income Equality: 7,321stHighest Average Incomes: 7,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,643rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,694th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, the fattest folk in Dark beetles look to be the happiest ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark beetles, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.

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