The République of Dannemarie is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Titi M with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.928 billion Dannemariens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dàmmerkìrch-Stàdtzentrum. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dannemarien economy, worth 499 trillion Franc Dannemariens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,446 Franc Dannemariens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, money grows on trees, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dannemarie's national animal is the Schdork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicisme.

Dannemarie is ranked 252,565^th in the world and 10,286^th in The East Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -11.22 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.