The Republic of Dangine card farm8 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie Kirk with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 9.534 billion Dangine card farmers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pete Dangines Plantation. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,047 Dangoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine card farm8's national animal is the Joe Mama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Dangine card farm8 is ranked 232,904^th in the world and 105^th in Lezzie for Most Beautiful Environments, with 388.32 pounds of wildlife per square mile.