When life gives you lemons, shoot juice at your enemies
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,441stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,542nd
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Dancing Monke

Population302 million


The Commonwealth of Dancing Monke is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 302 million Dancing Monkeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Dancing Monkean economy, worth 27.9 trillion DogeCoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 92,328 DogeCoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dancing Monke's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dancing Monke is ranked 63,483rd in the world and 638th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 80.83 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,441stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,123rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,542ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,610thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,983rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,239thSafest: 17,598thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,540thBest Weather: 18,736thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,103rdMost Influential: 21,129thMost Pacifist: 21,211th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 143rd in the region

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