NATION

PASSWORD

A light against the darkness
Most Influential: 1,740thRudest Citizens: 3,732ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,283rd
The Kingdom of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Damsmel

Population886 million

CapitalArtica
LeaderGeneral Glacier Polar

Currencycredit
AnimalLion

The Kingdom of Damsmel is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by General Glacier Polar with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 886 million Damsmelians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artica. The average income tax rate is 37.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Damsmelian economy, worth 125 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,288 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Artica River, and polite commuters on the Artica Metro always let hurried workers off the train first. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Damsmel's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Damsmel is ranked 18,869th in the world and 987th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 17,147.24 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 1,740thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,732ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,283rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,403rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,434thLargest Retail Industry: 10,530thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,654thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,886thMost Developed: 14,671stHighest Average Incomes: 15,600thSmartest Citizens: 16,877thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,184thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,681stMost Cultured: 18,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,197thMost Efficient Economies: 20,700th
Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 209th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 410th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 420th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 425th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 501st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 611th in the regionMost Influential: 661st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 676th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 695th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 758th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 764th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 769th in the regionMost Developed: 820th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 893rd in the regionMost Cultured: 943rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 987th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 991st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Damsmel was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, polite commuters on the Artica Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Artica River.
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant.
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Damsmel, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Damsmel was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".

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