The Borderlands of Damn Frigid Wastelands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by a Large Walrus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.216 billion Damn Frigid Wastelandsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icebérgerstrom. The average income tax rate is 48.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Damn Frigid Wastelandsian economy, worth 147 trillion Acorns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,344 Acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and conspiracy theorists allege Icebérgerstrom's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Damn Frigid Wastelands's national animal is the Scrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Is overrated.

Damn Frigid Wastelands is ranked 131,180^th in the world and 5,111^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,269.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.