The State of Dahomie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.323 billion Dahomieans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong Dahomiean economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 36,190 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, the tenet of free speech is held dear, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem. Dahomie's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dahomie is ranked 247,155^th in the world and 8^th in Madagascar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.89 law-abiding acts per hour.