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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th
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Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Daedra1a

Population31.163 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.163 billion Daedra1ans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 28,718 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 921,571 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,630,341 per year while the poor average 22,619, a ratio of 337 to 1.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 67,675th in the world and 2nd in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Stationary, with 159.72092555632 Days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Retail Industry: 11thFattest Citizens: 11thMost Efficient Economies: 12thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 17thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thMost Avoided: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 25thHighest Economic Output: 26thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thRudest Citizens: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 42ndMost Secular: 46thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 241stSmartest Citizens: 283rdMost Armed: 430thLargest Publishing Industry: 467thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,577thLargest Populations: 1,648thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,340thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,513thLargest Governments: 2,806thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,285thLargest Black Market: 4,480thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10,955thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,117th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBD Governor goes house hunting.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Daedra1a was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the aims of top-secret Daedra1an science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.

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