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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th
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Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Daedra1a

Population31.673 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.673 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 29,376 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 927,506 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,652,225 per year while the poor average 8,791, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', and the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 86,414th in the world and 2nd in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Most Extreme, scoring 20.18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thMost Efficient Economies: 12thFattest Citizens: 12thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14thLargest Retail Industry: 16thHighest Average Incomes: 16thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18thRudest Citizens: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20thMost Avoided: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 26thHighest Economic Output: 26thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 29thLargest Mining Sector: 44thMost Secular: 60thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 61stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 244thSmartest Citizens: 278thMost Armed: 418thLargest Publishing Industry: 454thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,507thLargest Populations: 1,639thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,259thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,577thLargest Governments: 2,595thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,740thLargest Black Market: 4,890thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,602nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, a degree in HIM Opulentus I Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Daedra1an language.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices.

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