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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd
The Holy Portfolio Theory of
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Hermit
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Daedra1a

Population36.278 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyLucky Return
AnimalRisk-free Monster

The Holy Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.278 billion Daedra1ans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 35,315 trillion Lucky Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 973,477 Lucky Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,081,136 per year while the poor average 9,226, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, equality looks curiously unequal, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and safe drinking water is considered a luxury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 9th in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Fattest Citizens, with 99.33 Obesity Rate.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4thFattest Citizens: 9thMost Efficient Economies: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13thHighest Average Incomes: 13thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thRudest Citizens: 14thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thHighest Economic Output: 19thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdLargest Retail Industry: 25thMost Avoided: 25thLargest Gambling Industry: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 44thMost Secular: 58thMost Scientifically Advanced: 131stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162ndSmartest Citizens: 222ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 273rdMost Armed: 347thLargest Publishing Industry: 418thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,282ndLargest Populations: 1,554thLargest Governments: 1,593rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,680thMost Pro-Market: 1,713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,922ndTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,042ndLargest Black Market: 6,164thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,452ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,117thMost Influential: 22,377thMost Stationary: 26,551st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, equality looks curiously unequal.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, large areas of Daedra1a are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.

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